{"product_id":"the-catfia-executive-dining-the-tilted-ceramic-throne","title":"The Catfia Executive Dining: The Tilted Ceramic Throne","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; line-height: 1.6; color: #fff; background-color: #1a1a1a; padding: 20px; border: 2px solid #e6b800;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- Title: The Executive Throne --\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #e6b800; border-bottom: 3px solid #e6b800; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003eThe Catfia Executive Dining: The Tilted Ceramic Throne\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #e6b800;\"\u003eField Mission Dossier:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.1em; color: #ddd;\"\u003eIn this family, even mealtime is a matter of status and precision. The \u003cstrong\u003eExecutive Tilted Throne\u003c\/strong\u003e is designed for the high-ranking associate who demands comfort while securing their territory. Forget the standard bowls; this is an engineered dining station for the elite cat who refuses to bend the knee for anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border: 0; border-top: 1px dashed #e6b800; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #e6b800;\"\u003eThe Don’s Dining Protocol (Features):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"list-style-type: '✘ '; color: #ccc;\"\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #fff;\"\u003eAnti-Reflux Engineering:\u003c\/strong\u003e The tilted design ensures food falls to the center, making it effortless for the Boss to eat without the indignity of bending their neck, significantly reducing \"occasional vomiting\" and reflux.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #fff;\"\u003eNeck Strain Protection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Elevated for maximum comfort, allowing older associates with mobility issues or arthritis to dine in a more correct, dignified position.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #fff;\"\u003eIntelligence Gathering:\u003c\/strong\u003e Internal measurement marks allow you to monitor your associate’s intake—essential for tracking the health of cats with diabetes or kidney issues.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #fff;\"\u003eWhisker-Safe Perimeter:\u003c\/strong\u003e A wide, 15oz capacity design ensures the Boss’s whiskers are never bothered during a 24-hour hydration mission.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #fff;\"\u003eNo-Mess Containment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a subtle inner lip and a stable bottom to prevent \"flicking\" wet food or sloshing water onto your clean floor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"background-color: #333; padding: 15px; border-left: 10px solid #e6b800; font-style: italic; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\"A clean floor is a sign of a well-run operation. We don't tolerate spills, and neither should you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #e6b800;\"\u003eTechnical Data (The Intel):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e6b800;\"\u003eArmor Material:\u003c\/span\u003e Sturdy, fine-grade Ceramic (Scratch-resistant to protect health)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #e6b800;\"\u003eSanitation:\u003c\/span\u003e Dishwasher and Microwave safe for quick cleanup after a hit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #e6b800;\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e 5.5\" x 5.5\" x 3.6\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #e6b800;\"\u003ePayload Capacity:\u003c\/span\u003e 15oz (Dry or Wet food\/Fresh water)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #e6b800;\"\u003eSpecialty:\u003c\/span\u003e Tilted angle is perfect for flat-faced associates\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 20px; color: #666; text-align: center;\"\u003eProperty of THE CATFIA - Only the finest for the Family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"thecatfia","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 15Oz","offer_id":53889859518797,"sku":"50f9b4b0-8eda-4f45-866b-0b5d90008ab4","price":23.8,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/8961\/8253\/files\/fa903aa1db637bd22436c5e51ec77944.jpg?v=1778612437","url":"https:\/\/thecatfia.com\/products\/the-catfia-executive-dining-the-tilted-ceramic-throne","provider":"thecatfia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}